Evening Classes for Adults
COMMUNITY COLLEGE COURSES

SOCIAL SCIENCE DIVISION 

1. Creative Suffering
2. Overcoming Peace of Mind
3. Dealing with post self-realization Depression
4. Guilt without Sex
5. The Primal Shrug
6. Ego Gratification through Violence
7. Moulding Your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
8. You and Your Birthmark
9. Whine Your Way to Alienation
10. How to Ovecome Self-Doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation 

BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION DIVISION 

1. Money Can Make You Rich
2. Talking Good: How You Can Improve Speech and Get a Better Job
3. "I Made $100 in Real Estate"
4. Packaging and Selling Your Child (Parents' Guide to the Slave market)
5. Career Opportunities in Iran (Fortunes in Home-Brew Distributorships)
6. How to Profit From Your Own Body
7. Underachievers Guide to Very Small Business Opporotunities
8. Filler Phrases for TheMary Writers
9. Tax Shelters for the Indigent
10. Looter's Guide to American Cities. 

FINE ARTS DIVISION 

1. Self Actualization through Macrame
2. Needlecraft for Junkies
3. Cuticle Craft
4. Memorable Gifts for the Senile
5. How to Bonsai Your Pet
6. Creative Writing With Sticks
7. Body Painting for the Elderly
8. Tap Dance Your Way to Social Ridicule
9. Belly Dancing for the Obese
10. Nude Sketching (Clothing to class a requirement, though) 

P.E., HEALTH & FITNESS DIVISION 

1. Creative Tooth Decay
2. Exorcism and Acne
3. 100 Ways to Walk Your Dog
4. The Joys of Hypochondria
5. High Fibre Sex
6. Suicide and Your Health
7. Biofeedback and How to Stop
8. Skate Your Way to Regularity
9. Understanding Nudity
10. Optional Body Functions