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Date:    Fri, 17 Apr 1998 12:56:41 +0200 (EET)
From:    Gintas Sova <Gintas.Sova@sc.vtu.lt>
To:      Humour -- Anna Ritam{ki RAT <aritamak@ra.abo.fi>,
Subject: Computer Problem Report Form (fwd)

Computer Problem Report Form.

1.  Describe your problem:
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2.  Now, describe the problem accurately:
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3.  Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:
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4.  Problem Severity:
	A.  Minor	[ ]
	B.  Minor	[ ]
	C.  Minor	[ ]
	D.  Trivial	[ ]

5.  Nature of the problem:
	A.  Locked Up	  [ ]
	B.  Frozen	  [ ]
	C.  Hung	  [ ]
	D.  Strange Smell [ ]

6.  Is your computer plugged in?  Yes [ ]  No [ ]

7.  Is it turned on?  Yes [ ]  No [ ]

8.  Have you tried to fix it yourself?  Yes [ ]  No [ ]

9.  Have you made it worse?  Yes [ ]

10. Have you had "a friend" who  "Knows all about computers" try to fix it
for you?  Yes [ ]  No [ ]

11. Did they make it even worse?  Yes [ ]

12. Have you read the manual?  Yes [ ]  No [ ]

13. Are you sure you've read the manual?  Maybe [ ]  No [ ]

14. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual?   No [ ]

15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it?
	Yes [ ]  No [ ]

16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself.
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17. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem
occurred?
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l8. If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were logged in.
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l9. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem?  Yes [ ]  No [ ]

20. Does the clock on your home VCR blink 12:00?
	Yes [ ]  What's a VCR? [ ]

21. Do you have a copy of 'PCs for Dummies'?  Yes [ ]  No [ ]

22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem?  Yes [ ]  No [ ]

23. Do you have any electronics products that DO work?  Yes [ ]  No [ ]

24. Is there anyone else you could blame this problem on?  Yes [ ]  No [ ]

25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top?  Yes [ ]  No [ ]

26. Is the machine on fire?  Yes [ ]  Not Yet [ ]

27. Can you do something else instead of bothering me?  Yes [ ]