I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (part I)

Frank:      A weakling weighing ninety-eight pounds
	     Will get sand in his face
	     When kicked to the ground;
	     And soon in the gym with a determined chin,
	     The sweat from his pores as he works for his cause
	     Will make him glisten ...and gleam.
	     And with massage, and just a little bit of steam,
	     He'll be pink and quite clean
	     He'll be a strong man.  Oh honey...

All:        But the wrong man.

Frank:      He'll eat nutritious high protein.  And swallow raw eggs...
	     Try to build up his shoulders, his chest, arms, and... legs.
	     Such an effort if he only knew of my plan.
	     In just seven days...

Frank & Transylvanians: I can make you a man.

Frank:      He'll do press-ups, and chin-ups, do the snatch, clean and jerk.
	     He thinks dynamic tension must be hard work.
	     Such strenuous living I just can't understand,
	     When in just seven days, oh baby, ...I can make you a man.


			 I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (part II)

Frank:      But a deltoid and a bicep.
	     A hot groin and a tricep.
	     Makes me, oooh, shake,
	     Makes me want to take Charles Atlas by the...ha-ha-hand.

Frank & Transylvanians: In just seven days I can make you a man.

Frank:      I don't want no dissention, just dynamic tension.

Janet:      I'm a muscle fan.

Frank:      In just seven days, I can make you a man
	     Dig it if you can
	     In just seven days, I can make you a man.