SWEET TRANSVESTITE

Frank:      How do you do, I
	     See you've met my
	     Faithful handyman.
	     He's just a little brought down
	     Because when you knocked
	     He thought you were the candyman.

	     Don't get strung out by the way I look.
	     Don't judge a book by its cover.
	     I'm not much of a man by the light of day
	     But by night I'm one hell of a lover.

	     I'm just a sweet transvestite
	     From Transexual, Transylvania.

	     Let me show you around
	     Maybe play you a sound.
	     You look like you're both pretty groovy.
	     Or if you want something visual
	     That's not too abysmal,
	     We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

Brad:       I'm glad we caught you at home,
	     Could we use your phone?
	     We're both in a bit of a hurry.

Janet:      Right.

Brad:       We'll just say where we are,
	     Then go back to the car.
	     We don't want to be any worry.

Frank:      Well you got caught with a flat, well, how 'bout that?
	     Well, babies, don't you panic.
	     By the light of the night it'll all seem alright.
	     I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

	     I'm just a sweet transvestite
	     From Transexual, Transylvania.

	     Why don't you stay for the night?

Riff Raff:  Night.

Frank:      Or maybe a bite?

Columbia:   Bite.

Frank:      I could show you my favourite obsession.
	     I've been making a man
	     With blond hair and a tan
	     And he's good for relieving my... tension

	     I'm just a sweet transvestite
	     From Transexual, Transylvania.
	     HIT IT, HIT IT!
	     I'm just a sweet transvestite

Frank, Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta: Sweet transvestite

Frank:      From Transexual,

Columbia, Riff Raff, Magenta: Transylvania.

Frank:      So - come up to the lab,
	     And see what's on the slab.
	     I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation.
	     But maybe the rain
	     Isn't really to blame.
	     So I'll remove the cause. (chuckles)
	     But not the symptom.