LCCookie ROMVersion 0(C) Copyright 1984 Rhodri Davies `LFLe q !r  ݁`  rHH \HH -sr:$0# ,ȥsrDq ݁rL{L)L2si s80essL0 ! tu0_tȩtȥt  rL{q qL{L$q0`HHH ݁hhh` HHHH hh ` HH `HH)yȄrhh`hh`hhhqhpHHp qLˁ`*H轤H `t tDDL` ,`hhhuhtHHreviwv)tȱtȘerr`r`HHH ݁ hhh`COOKIETIMEERRORError in Cookie parameters!ъ Cookie ROM V 0.00 COOKIE Cookie ROM version 0.00 Copyright (c) 1984 Rhodri Davies Sass all these hoopy comments !!!!! This is philosophy according to the BBCcomputer. COOKIE - generate a random cookie. COOKIE ERROR - generate a cookie after every error. COOKIE LINE - generate a cookie at the end of every line of input. COOKIE TIME - generate a cookie every five minutes. COOKIE N - generates cookie number N. Multiple statements may be used. C,Uj|Bzˆ6mhk )Ό kS|'a mӓіkkԘs+uќ ;\ǝBPǞMake someone happy- stamp on a spectrum.Oh no not you again.Sut mae butt !!!!Got any Anadin, I've got a head ache.I compute therefore I am, or in my case I am therefore I compute.I ache therefore I am - I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.CAUTION : You are about to disappear in a puff of logicWhen I grow up I'm going to be a CRAY-1.Watch out, I'm really plugged in today.Did you know that at a rough estimate I'm just over 30,179,218 E 10 times more intelligent than you.Mine's a Z80A - that's jargon for a large Guiness.Life don't type to me about life.Arthur bruised his upper arm !The best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your microchips smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.A towel is the most massively useful thing in the universe.The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to annoy him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as 'your plastic pal who's fun to be with'.The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.The answer to life the universe and everything is 42. But what's the question ??????According to Veet Voojagig, somewhere in the cosmos, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking treeoids and super-intelligent shades of the colour blue, there is a planet entirely given over to biroid life forms.So long and thanks for all the fish.Why are people born ? Why do they die ? And why do they spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches.Oh no not again !Share and enjoy !Go stick your head in a pig.Have a happy diurnal anomaly.Don't forget to keep your Joo Janta 200 Super - Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses handy.My manual is frequently inaccurate, but it is always definitively inaccurate.Go bang your heads together four eyes.Listen three eyes, don't try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.Say it with flowers! Give her a triffid.Did you know that the lifts at Acorn HQ work on the principle of defocussed temporal perception.CAUTION : I am about to go on line to the Total Perspective Vortex.The Jatrovartid people of Viltvodle VI are small blue creatures with more than 50 arms each, who are therefore unique in being the only race in history to have invented the aerosol deodrant before the wheel.WARNING : ERROR CONDITION - Logic has just gone out to lunch. He'll be back in half an hour.There is only one thing worse than having two drunk heads, and that's having only one.Sass that hoopy freud Ford Prefect. Now there's a guy who really knows where his towel is.Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargleblasters unless you are a two ton mega-rhino with bronchial pneumonia.Disaster Area, a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones is the loudest noise in the universe - the best sound balance is achieved within large concrete bunkers 37 miles from the stage.Disaster Area's earnings have pushed back the boundaries of hypermathematics and in his General and Special Theories of Disaster Area Tax Returns their chief research accountant proves that the whole fabric of the space-time continuum is not merely curved, but totally bent.Did you know that the end of the universe is a gnab gib.I'm just this guy you know.Facts about the universe - 1 AREA : Infinite - Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.Facts about the universe - 2 POPULATION : None - It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, but not every one is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number when divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets is zero. From this it follows that the total population of the universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.I'll never be cruel to a Gin and tonics again.I teleported home one night With Ron and Sid and Meg. Ron stole Meggie's Heart away And I go Sidney's Leg.It is a strange and possibly important fact that something like 85% of all known worlds have invented a drink called jynnan tonnyx, or gee-N'N-T'N-ix or jinond-o-nicks, or any one of a thousand or more variations on the same phonetic theme.The Gagrakackan drink tzjin-anthony-ks is a very potent liquour - it kills cows at a hundred paces.What do you get if you multiply six by nine ?Did you know that Wowbagger the infinitely prolonged had immortality inadvertently thrust upon him by an unfortunate accident with an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch and a pair of rubber bands. No one has ever managed to duplicate the circumstances under which it happened, and many people have ended up looking very silly, or seriously dead, or both, trying.Bistromathics is the most powerful computational technique known to parascience. It is based on the principle that numbers are not absolute but depend on the observer's movement in restaurants.The art of flying involves throwing yourself at the ground and missing.Now the world has gone to bed, Darkness won't engulf my head, I can see by infra-red, How I hate the night.If you notice this notice you'll notice this notice isn't worth noticing.An aetheist is a man with no invisible means of support.Hangovers are the wrath of grape.Prepare to meet thy maker - evening dress optional.Start an underground movement - bury yourself.100,000 lemmings can't be wrong.Blessed are those who diet, for their efforts shall not go to waist.Flattery is living in tower blocks.Parisian swimmers are in-seinne.There is intelligent life on Earth, occasionally - Rhod's only here at weekends.DON'T PANIC !There's only one thing wrong with the Sinclair Spectrum - It exists.Hows the programming going? ...... 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