Date   : Sun, 19 Jul 2009 13:15:14 +0100
From   : bbcmailinglist@... (Ian Wolstenholme)
Subject: Off Topic - BeebMaster Has Finally Flipped

Please, please, please, o intelligentsia of BBC Micro Mailing List,
tell me that I didn't just hear these two headlines on the same
BBC news bulletin:

1.  Everyone is going to get swine 'flu.  We're all going to die, there
are no vaccines for at least two months, don't go out or speak to anyone
or touch anybody; wear a mask, quarantine everything and close all schools;

2.  Everyone is encouraged to attend the biggest street party since the
Silver Jubilee to get to know each other better.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh