Date   : Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:07:56
From   : anders.carlsson@... (Anders Carlsson)
Subject: [BeebSoc] Re: Dixons (Was: Re: Risc PC (Was 'Minitel

J.G.Harston wrote:

>>> I am a skilled and flexible programmer [...]
>> Maybe you just want to go with *that* on your CV?
> Single paragraph neatly centred on a single sheet of A4?

Nah, you will have to use a very large font size so the paragraph fills up
at least 2/3 of an A4. Perhaps even use a different font for each letter,
so it shows you not only are productive, but also have a creative side.

Best would be to cut letters from various magazines and flyers, glue those
to a piece of paper and scan in the result to send as an image. If nothing
else, some employer will misread it as a threat and send the police to
have a chat with you. While the cops are doing a house search, you can
ask the officer if they need any talented programmers, and before you
know it you might've landed yourself a job at the police IT department!

Best regards

-- 
Anders Carlsson