Title : A Hacker's Lot Original : A Policeman's Lot Group : Gilbert & Sullivan Author : Brad Needham Intro : Song : A Hacker's Lot (to the tune of A Policeman's Lot from Gilbert & Sullivan's The Pirates of Penzance) (italicized words are sung by the chorus) by Brad Needham When a hacker's not engaged in compilation compilation or single-stepping code in adb adb his/her concept of enlightened conversation conversation is as far removed from coding as can be. as can be One misnomer is as good as any other; any other a "hacker" is the soul who makes things run. makes things run Ah, take one consideration with another with another a hacker's lot is not a happy one. Oh, a hacker is the soul who makes things run, makes things run; a hackers lot is not a happy one, happy one. Though our lucid comments gush with human feeling human feeling and clearly document each program's works program's works the remote mail system shows no signs of healing signs of healing and nroff still contains annoying quirks. 'noyying quirks Our aesthetics we, with difficulty, smother 'culty smother when an "rm -r *" must be undone. be undone Taking one consideration with another with another a hacker's lot is not a happy one. Oh, when an "rm -r *" must be undone, be undone a hacker's lot is not a happy one, happy one. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@