Title    : C Hacker in Paradise
Original : Cheeseburger in Paradise
Group    : Jimmy Buffett
Author   : Ulrika Bornetun
Intro    : I'm being forced to write X/Motif programs in Ada, need I say more?
Song     :

	   Tried to amend my low-level habits
	   started learning Ada last fall
	   Writing tasks with conditional rendez-vous calls
	   Raising lots'a exceptions and handling them all
	   But at night I had these wonderful dreams
	   some kind of sensuous treat
	   Not of subtypes or generics or packages
	   but of function pointers and binary trees

	   ( I was a...)
	   C hacker in paradise
	   putting my flags in an integer slice
	   Using K&R to be more precise
	   I'm just a C hacker in paradise

	   Heard about some of our managers
	   they want to do everything with a tool
	   Classes you browse by clicking with the mouse
	   Well it reminds me of some stuff I saw in primary school!
	   But I am not so easy to break;
	   When I'm at work I keep fighting back
	   Not with methods, drag-and-drop or a Hypercard stack
	   But with that miracle language in which I hack!

	   C hacker in paradise
	   writing code that's already optimized
	   putting my flags in an integer slice
	   I'm just a C hacker in paradise

	   I write all my functions with recursion
	   using implicit pointer conversion
	   Back with a longjmp and then a goto
	   Oh, good God almighty which way should I go

	   to be a
	   C hacker in paradise
	   Making all operations bitwise
	   Writing right onto the raw device
	   Yes, I'm a
	   C hacker in paradise
	   I'll be a
	   C hacker in paradise
	   I'm just a
	   C hacker in paradise

	   I write all ...

	   C hacker in paradise ....

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