Title    : COBOL Programmer's Swing
Original : Washington & Lee Swing
Group    : ?
Author   : Bill Laubenheimer
Intro    :
Song     :

		     COBOL Programmer's Swing

	      (to the tune of Washington & Lee Swing)
		 by Bill Laubenheimer ?? ** SFC **


     A COBOL program never turns out right
     Though you may labor far into the night
     And though you work until your dying day
     It never will be quite okay-ay-ay-ay-ay

     And when you think that all the bugs are gone
     The fact is you are likely very wrong
     And when you finally have it going straight (going
	 straight)
     It's .... too .... late!!!

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