The Comp Sci Song (To the tune of Rawhide, best performed with lots of choruses at approximately 4 am.) Lyrics: Brian Dyck Inspiration: Brian Dyck, Pat Johanneson, Neil Enns Typing typing typing keep those fingers typing Keep those fingers typing COMP-SCIIIIIII!!! Don't try to understand it just prove it by induction who knows if you'll survive COMP-SCIIIIIII!!! Coding coding coding though your fingers are swollen keep on keep on CODING COMP-SCIIIIIII!!! Magnetic radiation late night aggravation stress-filled heat prostration COMP-SCIIIIIII!!! No matter who you're under You are baffled and you blunder You can do nothing now but suffer COMP-SCIIIIIII!!! Dataloss on diskettes Bugged up code not fixed yet Nothing left but regret COMP-SCIIIIIII!!! Coding coding coding though your fingers are swollen keep on keep on CODING COMP-SCIIIIIII!!! (snap) HeyaaAAAAHHHH!!! YAHHHHHOOOOOO!!! COMP-SCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!