Title    : CRASH! goes the System
Original : POP goes the weasel
Group    : ?
Author   : ?
Intro    :  Here's one my father wrote some years ago.  It used to hang
	     on the door to the computer room in building 2 at Goddard Space
	     Flight Center (NASA).
Song     :

		CRASH! goes the System

	Two specks of dust on a Winchester disk
	No use to hope you missed them
	That's the way computing goes--
	CRASH! goes the system.

	Go exchange the circuit boards
	Try and use your wisdom
	No way will you catch that bug--
	CRASH! goes the system.

	Our pride and joy has features galore
	It takes a day to list them
	And none of them can be used any more--
	CRASH! goes the system.


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