Title : The DEC Man cometh Original : The Gas Man cometh Group : Michael Flounders and Donald Swan Author : Russell Street (russells@ccu1.aukuni.ac.nz) Info : Ever have one of those days... Song : Twas on the Monday morning the DEC man came to call The VAX wouldn't boot -- we weren't getting VAX at all He tore out all the cables winding around the VAX And we had to call the hardware guys in to put them back again. Oh it all makes work for the working man to do Twas on the Tuesday morning their technician came 'round He soldered and he tested and said "Look what I've found" "Your ROMs are all the old versions, but I'll put them all to right" Then he shorted out a cable, and out down all the Suns Was on a Wednesay morning the Sun technican came He called me Mr Sanderson which isn't quite me name He couldn't fix the server without our CD drive And as root on the SG he typed 'unlink /', so we called SGI in Was on the Thursday morning the SGI rep came along With his mini-root tapes and his manuals and his merry SGI song He reinstalled the system -- it took no time at all But we had to get the Next people in to come and fix the NFS Was on a Friday morning the Next man made a start With mounts and exports he crossmounted every disk Every machine and every directory, but I found when he was gone He changed some IP addresses, and our VAX had gone! On Saturday and Sunday they do no work at all So was on the Monday morning that the VAX man came to call... @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@