Title    : Don't Call From Home
Original : The Man's Too Strong
Group    : Dire Straits
Author   : Jonathon Luning <LUNJONT@YALEVMX>
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			  Don't Call From Home
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		  by Jonathon Luning <LUNJONT@YALEVMX>
	       Sung to the Tune of "The Man's Too Strong"
			    by Dire Straits

	     I'm just an ageing hacker-boy
	     And in the days I used to play
	     And I've called the tune
	     To many a system's ruin.
	     Now they say I am a real criminal
	     And I'm hiding away.
	     Just one more terminal session.

	     I have simplified robbery
	     With my PCs.
	     I have called in the money
	     And it's now overseas.
	     I have re-written bank accounts
	     With thousands on my books;
	     Made up identities
	     Without changing my looks.

	     And I can still hear the touch-tones
	     And the clicks on the phone.
	     Don't call too long.
	     Don't call from home.

	     Well I've cracked IBM
	     And I've cracked NSA
	     And I've cracked every network
	     In the whole USA.
	     I have called out on Sprint
	     And from any payphone;
	     Billed to people
	     I never have known.

	     And I can still hear the touch-tones
	     And the clicks on the phone.
	     Don't call too long.
	     Don't call from home.

	     Well the sun comes in my office
	     And they all did hear him say
	     "You're really too much for us,
	     You're worth more than we can pay.
	     You may still hear from Burroughs
	     But I ask you now today:
	     Won't you please work with us
	     At the good old CIA?"
	     Now I run all surveillance
	     From LA to Kremlin's dome.
	     Don't call too long.
	     Don't call from home.


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