Title    : Don't Have a Conniption
Original : Walk Like an Egyptian
Group    : Bangles
Author   : Brent C.J. Britton
Intro    :
Song     :

			Don't Have a Conniption
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			 by Brent C.J. Britton
	      Sung to the tune of "Walk Like an Egyptian"
			     by the Bangles

	    All the system ops in this place,
	    They monitor me, just for fun.
	    If I logon here,
	    (ohwayoh)
	    They force me off 'fore my profile runs.

	    'Cause I have a reputation
	    For doing things which I shouldn't be,
	    Like running CHATS,
	    (ohwayoh)
	    And bootlegging Lotus-123.

	    So you see, when they yell at me, I say,
	    (wayohwayoh, wayohwayoh)
	    "Don't have a conniption..."

	    Found how to change all my privs;
	    I didn't know that I broke a rule.
	    I forced the op,
	    (ohwayoh)
	    I dropped the link, then I purged the spool.

	    All the sys ops, so sick of me,
	    They don't let my databases run.
	    I broke CP,
	    (ohwayoh)
	    They had a big fat connip-tion.

	    When they NOLOG my account, I say
	    (wayohwayoh, wayohwayoh)
	    "Don't have a conniption..."

	    They've hated me since I stored
	    Inside the real PSW.
	    We crashed hard you know,
	    (ohwayoh)
	    I guess I forgot a bit or two.

	    If you want to find software cops,
	    They're hanging out in the software shops.
	    They kick your pants,
	    (ohwayoh)
	    And give the boot to your VMBLOCK.

	    I ran my Turing Machine;
	    Another one was assembl'in.
	    And it crunched all night,
	    (ohwayoh)
	    The system op had connip'tions.

	    To software cops in the software shops, I say
	    (wayohwayoh, wayohwayoh)
	    "Don't have a conniption..."
	    "Don't have a conniption."


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