Title    : I'm a Programmer
Original : The Lumberjack Song
Group    : Monty Python
Author   : Thaddeus Beier, Robert Frye, Robert Herndon,
	   William Lindemann, Sarah Elizabeth Miller, and Michael John
Intro    :
Song     :

			 I'm a Programmer

	     (to The Lumberjack Song By Monty Python)
	  by Thaddeus Beier, Robert Frye, Robert Herndon,
   William Lindemann, Sarah Elizabeth Miller, and Michael John


     Chorus:

	      I'm a programmer and I'm insane.
	      I work all night and I hack all day.

     I patch up bugs. I write in C
     On the EE's PDP.
     On Wednesdays I do COBOL
     And structured RPG. (Arrgh!)

     (Chorus)

     I edit files. I rewind tapes.
     I dismount RK packs.
     I exercise the disk drives
     And kick off all the hacks.

     (Chorus)

     I punch mag tape.  I bug Jon Day
     And insult VDV,
     And if I keep this all up,
     I'll leave the PDP.

     (Chorus)

     I play seawar.  I crash the disks
     And anger Dr. Gore.
     And sometimes I do programs
     For Elizier Naddor.

     (Chorus)

     I copy disks.  I dump to tape.
     I execute Sys calls.
     And when the system crashes,
     I run screaming down the halls.

     (Chorus)

     On Friday night when it is late,
     It loves me best, you know.
     I stay with the Eleven,
     And don't go to the shows.

     (Chorus)

     When terminals stop working,
     I stalk out of the door.
     On Mondays we do PM
     And process nevermore.

     (Chorus)

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