It's been nearly two years since the last revision, and quite a lot of new
songs have arrived in the meantime (manythanx to all who contributed!), so
it's definitely time for a new edition of...

		        COMPUTER SONGS AND POEMS
		        =====<version 1.4>======
		        ------06-Aug-1994-------


      (Song and poem parodies with computer related subjects)


 collected & reformatted by Stefan Haenssgen <haenssgen@acm.org>


The entries are formatted as follows, seperated by a line of "@"s:

Title    : The title of the parody
Original : The title of the original
Group    : The one(s) who performed the original
Author   : Author of the parody
Info     : Additional Comments by the Author
Song     : The Parody itself


I'd like to thank the following people for their contributions,
suggestions and error corrections (in alphabetical order)

	Joerg Anslik <janslik@leibniz.gun.de>
	David Barr <barr@pop.psu.edu>
	Rob Beukers <rob@dutetvd.et.tudelft.nl>
	Nelson Bishop <nelson@natinst.com>
	Ulrika Bornetun <ulrika.bornetun@zh001.ubs.ubs.ch>
	Frank Borger <frank@rover.uchicago.edu>
	Richard Carlsson <m90rca@tdb.uu.se>
	Alan Cox <iiitac@pyramid.swansea.ac.uk>
	Tony Duell <ard@siva.bristol.ac.uk>
	Jonathan Dursi <dursi@clavius.stmarys.ca>
	Axel Eble <Axel.Eble@imbi.uni-freiburg.de>
	Martin Emmerich <me@grmbl.uucp>
	Uli Fraus <fraus@forwiss.uni-passau.de>
	Greg Gerke <ggerke@unocss.UUCP>
	Charlie Gibbs <Charlie_Gibbs@mindlink.bc.ca>
	Andreas Gustafsson <gson@spiderman.cs.hut.fi>
	Thorbjoern Hansen <hansen@forwiss.uni-passau.de>
	Jonathan E. Katz <jonathan@kanga.cad.ucla.edu>
	Romain Kang <romain@pyramid.com>
	Evan Kirshenbaum <evan@hplerk.hpl.hp.com>
	Thomas Koenig <ig25@rz.uni-karlsruhe.de>
	Rich Kulawiec <rsk@gynko.circ.upenn.edu>
	Greg Lehey <grog@lemis.uucp>
	Mark Lottor <mkl@nisc.sri.com>
	N. R. Norm Lunde <norm@ctr.columbia.edu>
	Scott Malcomson <Scott.Malcomson@f110.n114.z1.fidonet.org>
	Sander van Malssen <sander@kozmix.hacktic.nl>
	Adrian Mariano <adrian@u.washington.edu>
	Colin McCormack <colinm@extro.ucc.su.oz.au>
	Keith Michaels <krm@sdc.boeing.com>
	Dipesh Navsaria <navsaria@bu-pub.bu.edu>
	Ove Ruben R Olsen <Ove.R.Olsen@ubb.uib.no>
	Joel Polowin <polowin@chem.queensu.ca>
	Reinier Post <reinpost@info.win.tue.nl>
	Robert E. Seastroms <rs@ai.mit.edu>
	George Sicherman <windmill.att.com!gls>
	Boas Simon <boas@uni-paderborn.de>
	Ignatios Souvatzis <souva@aibn53.mpifr-bonn.mpg.de>
	Ellen Spertus <erspert@athena.mit.edu>
	Starship Trooper / Greywolf <greywolf@autodesk.com>
	Russell Street <russells@ccu1.aukuni.ac.nz>
	The Unknown User <unknown@ucscb.ucsc.edu>
	Greg Weiss <grweiss@phoenix.princeton.edu>
	Martin Welk <mw@pandora.ruhr.sub.org>
	Alan Winston <winston@ssrl01.slac.stanford.edu>
	<snarler%maple.decnet@pine.circa.ufl.edu>
	<dscatl!daysinns!alanf@gatech.edu>

This collection contains the following songs:
	[changes to the previous version (1.3) are marked
	 "+" for additions and
	 "/" for edited songs]

	0x0d2c
+	16 Bits
+	602 is Coming to Core
	99 Buckets of Bits
+	99 Bugs in the Monitor Now
	A Better Model
	A Graphic Song
	A is for Apple
	Addicted To Vi
	Addicted To News
+	A Hacker's Lot
	The Alternative Wall
+	A More Effective Manager
+	An IBM User
	An Irish CPU
	Another Glitch in the Call
	Another One
+	ARPAWOCKY
	A Song of Computation
	A Time for DWIM
	Automation
	A Visit from Saint Woz
+	Away in QMANGR
+	bbb+b
	BBN Superlisp
+	Beautiful Program
+	The Bell Labs UNIX System
+	Blow Out
/	Berkelian Rhapsody
	Berkeley California
	Berkeley 4.3
	Boot It
	Both Ways, Now
	The Boys of HP
	The Bug Came Back
	Bye Bye, UNIX
+	Bye, Bye, System
	CAMM (Crustified Ancient of Main Memory)
	Can't parse this
+	C Hacker in Paradise
+	The Chilled Water Waltz
+	COBOL Programmer's Swing
+	Code-a-lot
+	Comp Sci Serenade
+	The Computerbury Tales
+	Computerized Girl
+	Computer Man
	The Computer Nevermore
+	Control-C Song
	Core dumped blues
+	CPU Delight
+	Crasher's Song
	CRASH! goes the System
+	The Crash of the Ten and Eleven
	CRAY-S's coolant
	Cycles For Nothing
+	Dasi, Dasi
+	The Data-comm Song
	The Day Bell System Died
+	The Day SunOS Died
	The DEC man cometh
	DECman
+	Destruction
+	The Devil Went Down to Crawford
	The Disks of UNIX
	Don't Call From Home
	Don't Have a Conniption
	DP Man
	Emacs Wizard
+	Ever Onward, IBM
	Every Cycle is Sacred
+	The Field Service Anthem
	Fifty Ways to Hose Your Code
+	The First TOPS-10
	Fork()ing on a Sun
	FORTRAN
+	FORTRAN Programs
+	FORTRAN Song
	French Horn Concerto (for modem users)
	Friend of the System
	Gateway To Heaven
	Gateway To Net Ten
	Girls just wanna defun
+	God Rest Ye CS Students
+	God Rest Ye Merry Network Fans
	HACKADU
	The Hackers are Best
	The Hacker Song
+	The Hacker's Battle Hymn
	The Hacker's Song
	Hacking Iron
	The HACTRN
+	Hark! the Screaming Students Cry
+	Has Anybody Seen My Code?
+	Hello, my ASCII gal
+	Hello, Solly
	I Could Have Tooled All Night
+	I'd Like to Buy Magnetic Tape
+	I'm a PDP-10 Wizard
+	I'm a Programmer
	I'm Typing Backwards for Christmas
+	In the Shade of the Old Apple Tree
+	I/O
+	I've Been Working on a Kernel
	I Want a New Bug
+	I want an RT
	I am the very model of a Genius Computational
	Into the Tube
+	Jargontalk
	JES The mighty system
	Just remember that you're flying o'er a disk pack....
+	Kludging My Software
	Lambda Bound
	Leavin' Fed'ral Express
+	Little Boxes
	Little PC
+	LOGIN Song
	Lonely Users
+	The Longest Path
+	Losing my Connection
+	Kitty of North Tempe
+	Magtapes Roasting
	The Maven
+	The Modern Software Manager
+	Monopoly
	Mr. Bossman
	My Favorite Hacks
	My Data are Over the Ocean
+	My Favorite Things (2)
	My Favourite Things
+	My Program Lies in the DEC-20
	Network Pie
	Not a Boolean
	Ode to Amy (or: The Frontend Shuffle)
+	Ode To Menu Systems
+	Old bit stream
+	Ole McMowle
+	On the Net
	Our First Day on Usenet
+	Over Hill, Over Caile
+	PC:s are PC:s
	P-I-F-FO
	Please Release Me
	PLIate's Dream
	Poor Pure Percy P
+	Programmer
	The Programmer's Blues
/	The Programmer's Viewpoint
+	Programs
	Puff the Fractal Dragon
	Rawhide
	The RSX Backup Song
	The RSX Support Song
	The RSX VMS Lovers Song
	Script for a Hacker's Tear
+	Sentimental Berwald
	SIGHUP Blues
+	Silicon Valley Guy
	Software for Nothing
	Socket Man
+	Somewhere over the Network
	Song of the Certified Data Processor
	The Sound of FORTRAN
	The Sounds of Silence
+	Stopcode Bells
	Structured Programmer's Soliloquy
	The Swapper
	System Crash
	Take me Down to the SunLab
	Tap My Wire
+	Telnet Song
	Ten little Modulans
	That old time PDP
+	That's Life At Case
	That was the HASP my friend
+	Twas the Night Before Implementation
	The 12 computerised days of Xmas
	These are are a Few of Our Favorite Machines
+	Those were the Days
	Treekiller
+	The Twelve Days of Uptime
	The Underfull Badness Blues
	UNIBUS
	UNIX
	Unix Man
	Unix Quandry
	Unix Wizard
	VAX Raphosdy
+	VMUNIX Blues
	Waiting for The Sun
	The Wall 2
	What is a Hacker?
+	What Segment is This?
+	When I'm Sixty Four
	When I was a lad
	When you try to get work from the data network
+	White Collar Holler
+	The Wonderful Hacker
	The Worm before Christmas
	Write in C
	Yellow Subroutine


One final remark: I collect postcards, so if you like this file
and think I deserve a small favour, how about sending me a nice
postcard? 8-)  I'd appreciate it very much! Really!
My address for the next few years is:

		Stefan Haenssgen
		Nuitsstr. 2c
		D-76185 Karlsruhe
		Germany


PS:  This file (and future updates) is also available via
     anonymous FTP at  ftp.ira.uka.de (129.13.10.90)
		    in  /pub/doc/computersongs-1.4.Z

PPS: (So much for "One final remark" ;-)  Comments, suggestions,
     further contributions and error corrections are always
     welcome!


...and here we go:


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