Title    : Kludging My Software
Original : Killing Me Softly
Group    : Roberta Flack
Author   : Brad Needham
Intro    :
Song     :

		       Kludging My Software


		(to the tune of Killing Me Softly)
			  by Brad Needham


     I heard he'd written good code in top-down structured
	 style
     and so I thought I'd hire him to fill in for a while.
     And there he was, this young boy, a stranger to my
	 eyes...

     Chorus:
     Fixing Pascal with machine code
     Patching my bytes with his words
     Kludging my software with his code
     Kludging my software with his code
     Writing my comments in his words
     Kludging my software with his code.

     I felt all flushed with fever.  How could he be so
	 proud?
     He found my documents and read each one out loud!
     I prayed that he would finish, but he just kept right
	 on...

     (Chorus)

     He took my finished modules, perfect beyond compare
     and then he tore right through them as if I wasn't
	 there.
     And he just kept on writing, patching left and right...

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