Title    : Not a boolean
Original : Blowin' in the wind
Group    : Bob Dylan
Author   : Joerg Anslik (janslik@leibniz.GUN.de)
Intro    :
Song     :

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* NOT A BOOLEAN *
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1. How many code must a man type in
   Before you can call him a man?
   How many C must a compiler process
   Before it can sleep in the RAM?
   How many times must MS-DOS crash
   Before it is forever banned?

R. The answer, my friend
   Is not a boolean
   The answer is not a boolean.

2. How many times must a man read his source
   Before he can see what is wrong?
   How many memory must his system have
   Before he can use 'unsigned long'?
   How many errors will it take till he knows
   That there's still some work to be done?

R.

3. How many years can a program exist
   Before it's erased from drive C:\ ?
   How many years must known bugs exist
   Before you get an update for free?
   How many times can a drive move its head
   And pretend there's no data to read?

R.


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