Title    : That's Life At Case
Original : Those Were The Days
Group    : ?
Author   : J. Benson & J. Doll
Intro    :
Song     :
			That's Life At Case

	       (to the tune of Those Were The Days)
		      by J. Benson & J. Doll

     Once upon a time there was a chairman
     Running a department every day;
     When you'd go to see him with a problem
     He'd cry, "How neat!" then smile and simply say --

     "That's life at Case, my friend,
     Your problems never end,
     You work too hard forever and a day.
     You'd almost be amused
     If you weren't so abused
     And you can bet things never go your way."

     La, la, la, la, la la,
     La, la, la, la, la la,
     That's life at Case, oh yes, that's life at Case.

     Funny how the years keep rushing by us;
     Deadline for your Ph.D.'s today,
     With UNIX down since 1967!
     And when you talk to Chuck Rose he'll still say --

     "That's life at Case, my friend,
     Your problems never end,
     You're underpaid forever and a day.
     Your budget's cut in half,
     All you can do is laugh,
     For you still know things never go your way!"

     La, la, la, la, la la,
     La, la, la, la, la la,
     That's life at Case, oh yes, that's life at Case!

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