EDDY

	     From the day he was born ["Bop she-bop bop"]
	     He was trouble.  ["Bop she-bop bop"]
	     He was the thorn  ["Bop she-bop bop"]
	     In his mother's side. ["Not the front, but the side"]
	     She tried in vain...

Narrator:   ...but he never caused her nothing but shame.

Scott:      He left home the day she died.

	     From the day she was gone ["Bop shebop bop"]
	     All he wanted ["Bop shebop bop"]
	     Was Rock 'n' Roll porn  ["Bop shebop bop"]
	     And a motorbike. ["Bop shebop bop"]
	     Shooting up junk...

Narrator:   He was a low down cheap little punk!

Scott:      Taking everyone for a ride.

All:        When Eddy said he didn't like his Teddy
	     You knew he was a no-good kid.
	     But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife

Frank:      What a guy!

Janet:      Makes you cry.

Scott:      Und I did.

Columbia:   Everybody shoved him.
	     I very nearly loved him.
	     I said, hey, listen to me;
	     Stay sane inside insanity!
	     But he locked the door and threw away the key.

Scott:      But he must have been drawn  ["Bop shebop bop"]
	     Into something, ["Bop shebop bop"]
	     Making him warn ["Bop shebop bop"]
	     Me in a note that reads...

All:        What's it say?  What's it say?

Eddy's voice: I'm out of my hed.
	     Oh, hurry, or I may be dead.
	     They mustn't carry out their evil deeds. (scream)

All:        When Eddy said he didn't like his Teddy
	     You knew he was a no-good kid.
	     But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife

Frank:      What a guy!

Janet:      Makes you cry.

Scott:      Und I did.

All:        When Eddy said he didn't like his Teddy
	     You knew he was a no-good kid.
	     But when he threatened your life with a switch-blade knife

Frank:      What a guy!

Janet:      Makes you cry.

Scott:      Und I did.

	     (All scream)