Bonfire of the Panties
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			      Epsisode 4348
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TEACHER:	Alright children, class dismissed. Please stop learning
		now!

CHARLES:	Mambo, that film got me thinking...

MAMBO:		Charles, it's another one of those 'factory irregular'
		films the district picks up cheap, 'coz the facts are
		wrong.

CHARLES:	Oh yeah, I knew the capital of France wasn't France Town!


MAMBO:		Let's face it - when it comes to women, dad's no Larry
		King...

CHARLES:	...but he USED to be able to find SOMEone, like a woman
		getting even with a boyfriend, or a nymphomaniac with low
		standards...

MAMBO:		...or that blind-obesssed Seinfeld groupie who thought he
		was Jason Alexander in a duck suit.


CORNFED:	Oh - I must say I'm surprised at how readily you boys
		bastardized your code of ethics in order to justify a
		morally dubious decision. That was very grown-up of you.


AJAX:		Still, I would do anything for dad - even without a biscuit
		after each trick. But ehr, you know, he doesn't need to
		know that part...


CORNFED:	No Duckman, NOT irresistable - there's just enough to
		intrigue ONE woman, the rest is up to you. Given your
		proven record of mind-bogglingly destructive excess, we
		felt that giving you any more than that, would be like
		giving Michael Jackson a drum of peanut oil and some cub
		scouts. Alledgedly.


BERNICE:	Wrong! You get ALL the blame! You turned my house into an
		episode of Weird Science!


IRMA:		Tonight, I'm not Irma. Tonight, call me "Vandalay". I wish
		you'd brought that Duck suit.

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